Mia

Well, it’s been a whole month since she started living with me, so I might as well tell you about her. Her name is Mia. My friend bumped into her by chance during one of his nightly jogs by the lake. Knowing that I’d be interested, he called me up right away. I wanted to know what she looked like, how old she was, the standard fare. After hearing his side, I decided to give it a go.

I went to see her the next day. She looked older than I thought, but seemed nice enough, not dirty or trashy or anything. So we took her to the doctor. The doc said she looked fine, but what was with her bloated belly? Then he did an ultrasound, and man, did we get a surprise. She was pregnant! She had two babies in there and was due in a couple weeks! Just like any man would, I started to panic and was making for the door. But I knew I really couldn’t do that now, it’d be too cruel. So I took her in. And that’s how it all started.

If you didn’t figure it out by now, Mia is not human. (Some of the people who read this blog aren’t too bright, so I’m spelling it out for you. ^0^) She is in fact, a cat. So I’ll drop the ruse and give a brief account of the past month and how this furball has invaded my home.