Murphy's Love Laws
Finally, what you've been waiting for your whole life. A set of 20 governing rules that encompass that mysterious and ever-so mind-bending phenomena called: love.
This is not a merely superficial glance at this all-important subject matter either. No, this has been meticulously researched and thoroughly tested in numerous control groups and with a wide array of distinguishing variables. I have carefully analyzed the Laws myself and can say with complete confidence that they are without doubt, the most accurate findings that can be found on the internet at this present day.
So, without further ado, I now present to you the long-awaited, highly anticipated, completely flawless and infallible, Murphy's Love Laws!
1. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
2. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
3. If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end.
4. When it comes to love and loss, doing the right thing always hurts.
5. When your girlfriend says that you have to talk, the relationship is over.
6. The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
7. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
8. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
9. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
10. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
11. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
12. Love makes believers of us all.
13. If you're having difficulties choosing between two potential girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.
14. When she says: "Don't buy me anything expensive" and you listen, expect to be single.
15. Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her.
16. Romance is when common sense flies out the window.
17. Being told you're the nicest guy they know is the kiss of death.
18. Sex ends all interest.
19. Cute now equals annoying later.
20. You don't fall in love, you fall in a hole. The depth of the hole is proportionate to how oblivious you are of the fall.
This is not a merely superficial glance at this all-important subject matter either. No, this has been meticulously researched and thoroughly tested in numerous control groups and with a wide array of distinguishing variables. I have carefully analyzed the Laws myself and can say with complete confidence that they are without doubt, the most accurate findings that can be found on the internet at this present day.
So, without further ado, I now present to you the long-awaited, highly anticipated, completely flawless and infallible, Murphy's Love Laws!
1. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
2. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
3. If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end.
4. When it comes to love and loss, doing the right thing always hurts.
5. When your girlfriend says that you have to talk, the relationship is over.
6. The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
7. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
8. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
9. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
10. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
11. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
12. Love makes believers of us all.
13. If you're having difficulties choosing between two potential girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.
14. When she says: "Don't buy me anything expensive" and you listen, expect to be single.
15. Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her.
16. Romance is when common sense flies out the window.
17. Being told you're the nicest guy they know is the kiss of death.
18. Sex ends all interest.
19. Cute now equals annoying later.
20. You don't fall in love, you fall in a hole. The depth of the hole is proportionate to how oblivious you are of the fall.
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