Unaware

So I just walked out of my apartment in my underwear. I don't know why. Somehow in my rush to pack and get everything ready to leave tomorrow, I guess I forgot to put on some pants before exiting my private domicile. Fortunately, I had only taken a few steps down the hall before I realized it. (Yes, I stepped out of my apartment, but not out of the actual building, thank goodness.)

So I stood in the hallway for a second in bewilderment. I looked down and frowned at my blue and white boxers with little printed puppy patterns, all the while wondering how I could have accomplished such an amazing feat. It's not like I was in a rush - I was just taking out the garbage. I wasn't stressed at all and I sure wasn't drunk. Well, I dunno why I did it, but luckily no one was around, so I just went back in and put on some shorts.

I can only remember this happening one other time in my life...maybe a year or two ago. At that time, I was definitely in a rush (being late to work again, as usual). I rushed down the stairs, grabbed my lunch, and flew into the garage. But as I slipped my feet into my Docs, I stopped and thought, hey, I shouldn't be able to see my leg hair right now.

Anyways, my flight leaves tomorrow at 6pm. SF, here I come!

Murphy's Love Laws

Finally, what you've been waiting for your whole life. A set of 20 governing rules that encompass that mysterious and ever-so mind-bending phenomena called: love.

This is not a merely superficial glance at this all-important subject matter either. No, this has been meticulously researched and thoroughly tested in numerous control groups and with a wide array of distinguishing variables. I have carefully analyzed the Laws myself and can say with complete confidence that they are without doubt, the most accurate findings that can be found on the internet at this present day.

So, without further ado, I now present to you the long-awaited, highly anticipated, completely flawless and infallible, Murphy's Love Laws!


1. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.

2. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

3. If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end.

4. When it comes to love and loss, doing the right thing always hurts.

5. When your girlfriend says that you have to talk, the relationship is over.

6. The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.

7. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

8. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

9. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

10. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.

11. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

12. Love makes believers of us all.

13. If you're having difficulties choosing between two potential girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.

14. When she says: "Don't buy me anything expensive" and you listen, expect to be single.

15. Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her.

16. Romance is when common sense flies out the window.

17. Being told you're the nicest guy they know is the kiss of death.

18. Sex ends all interest.

19. Cute now equals annoying later.

20. You don't fall in love, you fall in a hole. The depth of the hole is proportionate to how oblivious you are of the fall.

Emails

The semester might be over, but I'm still in contact with my students over email. I've gotten roughly 3 different types of emails from students from each of my four classes. These hilarious electronic bits span a broad spectrum of content and purpose. I will anonymously and categorically list a few of them here. Why? Because I just can't help myself.

1. The first type: the “desperate plea for a higher grade” email

to. professor Cory Oh

I saw my score.
I admit that i didn't devote myself.
My english ability isn't good and as i am the senior of visual communication design,i had a lot of tough major classes.
This is the second time taking a class.

i had grade F in 2000 so i had to take it again
if i don't pass this class i can't graduate.

so i plea to you to reconsider my score.

please....

Sir

I'm rucy.
I recieved my grade.
I will move other major in next semester
The major is my hope. It's my everything. It's my reason I entrance to this school.
so my grade is very important.
Sir!! one upgrade !!!! Please!!!!!!
Please~~~~~ sir!!!!

2. The second type: the “thank you only because I got an A in your class” email

I'm happy to see my grade^^
Thank you for teaching us this semester. I think you are a really nice teacher.
I hope to see you next semester
Take care and Have a nice day^^

Thank you for giving me good grade.
Have a good vacation.And always be healthy~

oh!! Surprising!!!
I couldn't expect my grade!!!
From now on , thank you for your great teaching~
I'll study English hard!!

3. The third type: the inane email

Thank you teacher!^^
Your class is good!
I can not forget this class!
If we are meet on street, let's long communicate!^^
See you later~~~~~~hehehehehe
(English is very hard ,too ㅠㅠ)

May the Force be with you..

^_^