February 26, 2005

A Change in the Winds, Says I

So today was my final day at my "prestigious" language institute. Was I fired? Laid off? Did I quit? No. No. Yes.

Why did I quit? Well, there didn't seem like there were many reasons to...it's a well-known school, well-paying, well-organized, with well-behaved students. So what's there to gain from quitting? Nothing. But I have to live up to my title of Mr. Can't Stay at a Job for More Than a Year. I mean, it's a well-known fact and I have a reputation to uphold. And no matter how good that job may be, I must be steadfast in my philosophy of "striking the iron while it's hot; leaving it when it's cold" and my motto that "3 months is enough". I mean, I'm a man of principle. I need to live my life as such.

However, to be honest, I actually did break my own word with Kaplan. I was there for a grand total of one year and one month. I know. The travesty! The shame! But it couldn't be helped! I tried my best to get out, but cosmic powers conspired against me and fooled my attempts at every turn! I swear!

Ok, let's get to the point. There would only be 2 reasons why I'd quit my job.

1) I'm coming back home.
2) I found another job.

And the answer is...(drum roll)

(drum roll)


(drum roll)


(drum roll)


(tired from drum rolling so I'm going to go to sleep now)


TO BE CONTINUED...

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay there. Nobody wants you back here. Keep the stink over in Korea =P

3:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mom says that you're now working at a university. Hurry up and find your fob bride already...you're teaching legal age now, so I guess it's okay.

5:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol what a spoiler.... =)

ha ha props to this poser's bro

Foo

5:00 AM  

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